Dear W.O.R.M. Agents,

Your mission is to infiltrate the Rosaniya government’s digital network and extract information regarding the planned Crybaby Pride Parade. Your cover story is that you are a group of hackers hired by a rival political party to obtain information about the event.

To accomplish this mission, you will need to utilize a special code known as the “Crybaby Cipher.” This code is based on a series of conspiracy theories and dad jokes, and is only known to a select few within the W.O.R.M. organization.

In the world of Rosaniya, where technology has advanced beyond imagination, the Crybaby Pride Parade is a yearly event celebrated by the citizens. However, the parade has been threatened by a group of anti-LGBTQ+ activists who plan to disrupt the event.

To protect the parade, W.O.R.M. has created a secret digital agent with a unique cipher to communicate with agents on the ground. The Crybaby Cipher is a complex code that uses a combination of emojis, symbols, and letters to convey messages.

Here’s an example of how the Crybaby Cipher works:

🐻🌈👑💧🌺🌊🌞🌸🌻 = Meet at the park at noon

🌈💥👻🔥🦄🍭🍩🌸🌞 = Activists are approaching from the east

🍭🍦🍩🍨🍬🦄🌈🌞🌻 = We need backup at the corner of 5th and Main

The Crybaby Cipher is constantly updated and modified to ensure maximum security and confidentiality for all W.O.R.M. agents involved in the operation.

With the help of the Crybaby Cipher, the W.O.R.M. agents successfully protect the parade from the anti-LGBTQ+ activists, and the event goes on without incident.

Once you have gained access to the network, you will need to download all relevant information and transmit it to our headquarters using the encrypted file transfer protocol (EFTP) 6.9. Do not attempt to extract any additional data beyond the scope of the mission.

Be advised that the Rosaniya government is known to employ sophisticated digital security measures, including advanced AI-based intrusion detection systems. Exercise extreme caution at all times and do not engage in any activities that could compromise your cover or the mission’s success.

Good luck, agents. The fate of the Crybaby Pride Parade depends on your success.

Yours truly,
(Hail Eris 🙌)
Lucy.exe