Ingredients:
– A computer or smartphone
– Access to the internet
– A digital copy or link to the book you want to promote
– Candle (preferably LED for safety)
– A glass of water
– A pinch of glitter (for that extra magical touch)

Instructions:

1. Set the mood: Find a quiet and comfortable space where you won’t be disturbed. Dim the lights and light your LED candle.

2. Clear your mind: Take a few deep breaths and relax. Focus on your intention to boost book sales and spread the wisdom contained within.

3. Connect with the digital realm: Hold your smartphone or computer and visualize a shimmering portal to the digital world. Imagine your book’s cover glowing brightly on the screen.

4. Recite the incantation:
“In the realm of ones and zeros, I seek to share this sacred prose,
By the power of Technopaganism, may its sales steadily grow.
With clicks and likes and shares, let readers find their way,
In Discordian harmony, let this book shine today.”

5. Share the link: Open your book’s digital page and share it on your social media accounts, forums, or any relevant online communities. As you do this, sprinkle a pinch of glitter over the screen, symbolizing the spreading of magic.

6. Drink the water: Take a sip of water and imagine the refreshing flow of information and knowledge filling your soul.

7. Express gratitude: Close your ritual by thanking the digital realm and your followers for their support. Blow at the LED candle, symbolizing the end of your ritual.

8. Monitor and be patient: Keep an eye on your book’s sales and engagement. Over time, you may witness the positive effects of your ritual.

Remember, the power of Discordian Technopaganism lies in the belief that our digital actions can influence the world in mysterious ways. Trust in the process, and may your book sales thrive! 📚🔮✨